Thursday, May 5, 2011

Poor Ava's Almanac

  1. Spunkiness, a byproduct of youth and innocence, is not everlasting (An argument for pursuing your dreams when you are in the throws of fighting acne).
  2. A man's words are a woman's foreplay; women beware... opening your ears is more dangerous than your legs.
  3. In the presence of your "Zsa Zsa Zu" stop at 2.5 glasses of wine; any more will wipe the sexy glow off your face, any less and you will fall asleep on your sexy companion
Till next time...

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