- Spunkiness, a byproduct of youth and innocence, is not everlasting (An argument for pursuing your dreams when you are in the throws of fighting acne).
- A man's words are a woman's foreplay; women beware... opening your ears is more dangerous than your legs.
- In the presence of your "Zsa Zsa Zu" stop at 2.5 glasses of wine; any more will wipe the sexy glow off your face, any less and you will fall asleep on your sexy companion
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Poor Ava's Almanac
Till next time...