Poor Ava's Almanac... BEWARE OF EMOTIONALLY LOOSE MEN

When he says idioms to the tune of-- I cannot stop thinking about you, You are the best girl I've ever been with, I want us to be official, and the mother of it all... I love you--  within the first few weeks of dating, run to the nearest grocery store, internet site or gym and pick out a replacement.   A man showing signs of emotional diarrhea within the first few weeks of dating will just as quickly develop constipation of feelings...  he will be over you and "onto the next one" in three and a half weeks flat.  

XOXO
The Grinch...